Smokeshow Wanted To Role Play "Getting Arrested" As A Kinky Birthday Present To Herself And The Cops Obliged

Fox News - For her 93rd birthday, a Maine woman got “arrested” — and got a kick out of it.

Anne Dumont good-humoredly arranged with the Augusta Police Department to “gently arrest” her mother, Simone, who loves watching the TV show, “Cops,” WBTV reported.

“She goes on about how the police have the worse job and what they have to deal with, and she wondered what it was like to be arrested and sit in the back seat,” Dumont posted to Facebook.

Simone now refers to the patrol car’s owner, Officer Paul Doody, as “her cop,” WABC reported, and she even got an authentic Augusta police junior officer decal as a present.

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What a kinky little minx this one is! 93 years old and just wants to be arrested and tossed into the back of a squad car. Arrrrooooooooooooogaaaaaaa! I mean damn, we all have our kinks and fetishes, but she’s taking it to a whole new level and I can’t get enough of it. Just look at her sitting in the back seat of the car, waiting to be read her Miranda Rights like the dirty girl she is. She has the right to remain silent, but we both know she’ll be waiving that right once the handcuffs go on. And then she got even dirtier and she role played as the cop

I tell you what I love about these smokes, I get older, they stay the same age.